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Songs To Eat Dino Nuggets To

by Little King Trash Mouth

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1.
Underworld brothel Drug-dealing four legged beast He makes his residence in My basement – musky, dusky, dull Why would he take up his living He doesn’t even pay the rent The bills for heating – they got eaten My checks of debt are digested And my Asian dog is chowed Spelling clears my avenue’s end Get out of my basement You have no invitation And I really hate you here You atrocity in my basement Without any rent to pay But with such a nice play to stay Leaky pipes and hell’s 6th gate Got torn open with my broken rake This abomination worships Satan In his most honest incantations No red skin or pointed horns but Dead skin, dead eyes, & horror Didn’t even hear my doors close On the day that he showed up Brought new spawn in through his gate And didn’t even sign a contractual agreement, goddamn.
2.
Retrograding 00:58
I had a friend Until I was upset Drink up yr' caustic fronts So that you'll never hafta eat Breathe real deep & slow I'm really a danger now --- You better run.
3.
There's a light at the end of the tunnel My phone will come back to life (4x) The light it casts A harrowing glare So please my dear Have no fear There's a light at the end of the tunnel And the tunnel is my mind As the end of the tunnel gets nearer The light gets even clearer But as for now I'm in a bind So if you please Get the fuck out of my mind There's a light at the end of the tunnel And you are in the way
4.
The heat is burnin’ The day is draggin’ Pool closed Cuz the lifeguard Don’t want any of this shit I’m stuck inside With the heat and some flies This is too fucked to be the summer Time is crawling slow I feel wasted Though I’m stone cold sober This heat makes me wanna die I have a strat But it’s always out of tune Can’t even jam it right With my buddy So we’re left with no more kickin’ Or any 4-track player So damn hot The machinery would melt So damn hot I would melt
5.
I go to the dentist He's out to pull my teeth I sat in my chair In a dead waiting room And time it moves like molasses When you're tounging what you'll lose The chair is raised And I'm shot full of shit Numbness spreads Throughout my face No feeling gets Up to this place An eternity pass As I falter in my chair I age 80 whole years In my mouth There is droll on my face Dentist comes on back "Stay still you little brat" Tug, tug, and pull Bloodied, my mouth is full And 4 weeks passed and I am braced Smile for the camera, metal numb the face Wires and lines carry the blame For chewing pains and my oral shame Loser 2 years still college bound There's no doubt that I'm the coolest cat around The chair is raised And I'm shot full of shit
6.
What's that sound coming out of my mouth? I'm pretty sure that I'm picking up signals From radio towers that are miles away Outside the hotel that is the gate to the woods This screwdriver is a music tuner And my life is falling in line The ortho picked me up and knew something was up So I opened my mouth and spit like a spout Twist the gears around in my mouth Hear classical strings sink in my brain While everyone wonders why my music always plays I get all of my opinions from talk radio And changing stations make up my broken flows My own perfect radio Every morning I'll turn it on There isn't anything good to listen to AM or FM it's how I got raised On baseball games & classic rock On college indie & stupid shlock Brace Yourself What's the means by which I'm braced Everybody just wants you to end up straight I wouldn't even mind being so crooked If it’s the keep of so many pocket k's Don't even need shining and shimmering rows Mister please I'd rather get the greens And not everything is how it seems If no one was braced crooked would be fine (My own perfect chompers Every mark a retainer At this rate I'll be in LA Gonna be an actor with busboy pay so) Brace Yourself.
7.
Round Eyes 02:10
Mirror images are still distorted And eyes don’t speak, no they don’t ever break All the caressed just dissolve Away from the clouds above my head Everything always gives way to rain I’m stressed & it does me no good Haunted from the eighths pull Unplaced gaze, my unplaced gaze is just another soul drain Watch twigs break under the feet Whilst will goes out under the O’s The tire of the kneeling head over the leering edge Fall into pools of acid vertigo Bitten reds will stroke my head “Nothing will ever happen no, when it all moves too slow” Beautiful to look at but with a touch you’ll flame and char She’s burning gloom, away to the sky Who’s even paying mind with those round eyes Everything seems slighted or just far too hard The hands 100 miles and the twos 2000 more It doesn’t really even need to be that way But I hid every pulsing beat Within another exploding star
8.
I have to say It’s been a short night It without warning just kinda flew right by But nothing is ever empty when - To believe that somewhere There’s a new best friend Who I haven’t met yet Who I just haven’t met yet I guess, That’s what keeps me pushing on Some have been passerby already Cuz my utopia is full of dead ends Making a beautiful new kind of cul-de-sac
9.
Wish I could sing this to your face But no I haven't got the nerve Can I pretend you're here right now? 1/2 wishes I'd never met 1/2 wish that it had been sooner Regardless, honey you Turned me perverse Sent my sick heart turn reverse - Our courtship like these chords So wrong yet still so right
10.
Hot days have so little good To say about themselves But I’ll pull out good things – so… Let’s take lunch together You and I right now, OK? We’ll have sweet things and stumble out Our stomachs cooled and foreheads dotted Think about kissing you On bridge of your nose Just to notice you got a hell of one Oh, it’s fine, I swear - Sometime again, tomorrow? This heat wave is not leaving anytime soon.
11.
I take my corn chips on a rye bun with the flame broiled cheese Swiss on my bread Munster on my chips I’ll drown it in salsa …God I’m fat what the fuck
12.
We are the free spirits / Unhindered Let’s do whatever the fuck we please / Unencumbered Smoke and Steaming breath Hot coals On fresh snow Let’s break down social standards / Do whatever Crack the egg of typified behavior / Crack it open Fuck having a Christmas in July / Fuck it Let’s barbecue in The waning holiday rush
13.
Pizza Box 01:08
Got another pizza Hope it’s here in under 30 minutes We expect again & again A lovely little pizza Eat up-a Mona Lisa The food of the gods The food of all these sods What’s up with this? Cheese on the lid The fuck are they thinking Friday night is licked Pepper, onion, cheese or anchoovey Whatever man pizza is groovy Tip the pizza boy well He leads a noble life Bringing joy and cheese Into a world of war and strife That’s the food of the gods It’s the food of all these sods
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Fried Rice 01:06
I don’t want my rice white Like the color of my skin I want my rice fried In an oily frying pan Throw it on the plate Or a bowl if you wish Pile on the veggies But get the fukk off my fried rice Bowl after bowl Because the rice it never ends I eat this rice till I’m stuffed up And then pass the fuck out on the couch My buddy wakes me and says; “Dude how the fuck you do what you did? There’s no rice left on the planet & economies collapse And you’re just sitting here on your ever-expanding ass”
16.
Fried Pie 00:05
I'm not doing any more songs about food
17.
We all boil over and Everything is fine with A throat that swells to carry all The excess air we hold in here Tongues lap at the air In graceful form to Push forward the Abstinence of growling Stomach ice fly flaming full I pull towards my burning Back & and forth brown eyes do Dark all falcon keep Away away away from me It’s just not my turn to die Today I’m in love with my Place in this world sat in the pond Water drowns but can be put out Not sure how fire came about I leap off and coil Myself so small A small piece – large pond I’m not even here at all Just please ignore me When I’m closed off in My lovely little lily pad Quick mouth swift legs Here to eat and swim Turtles have land and water too Gargle-plain and bird to tree And me? Well I have me.
18.
You're tried, you're true You're a junkie creep The gas tank is empty On your '81 Jeep Whose horn no longer beeps All your money's in seed It's just the same old song Life to you has no more leads Just admit that you've been wrong Your story ends so damn morose A long dark needle in your arm With a harder sort of dealer You couldn't handle the normal dose A sad, sorry tale, woeful, not long You'll never admit that you are wrong
19.
Sweeter romantacist That blood covers the walls The knife to scar in pen Art is what it’s called The 3rd party watches it move Through timelines in pen lines Swallowed fast by engagements Through the passage of time If I could hold something so pure so close now There could be reason to get out of bed |To be wanted, to care for so selflessly One hand open holding tightly onto me On a day when your cheek brushes on desire I’ll pour out the gas and praise this column of fire
20.
It’s trying; The backwards leaning beat That could be a home for some But inside a vulva of dread We would rather hafta choke on pieces Than ever have an incomplete puzzle What’s the problem with all this bickering Like they can’t go a day without their sour notes A mystery will die alone – but rest itself in good soil But with these two it’s like there’s only hate And we’re all alone in this bitter world today But with these two it’s like there’s only hate And we all feel alone in this bitter world today
21.
If my stomach should erupt and call Out to make my everything No longer what it used to be - A 5’3” girl who looms so tall? …a puppet only stays as long as the string Put me on - relinquish, to be free It’s none too soon Every beautiful day is dirt All restful nights call me to Get out of bed and daydream of you It’s none too soon Every beautiful day is dirt And every day has been turning out the same I have to push my mind To find your face but it’s always a pleasant surprise No hero’s ever been real to me But again, I spent days wrapped on a guitar string In the warmth of a pink shadow That’s been overcast for so long I no longer feel sunshine And I no longer feel like songs So ribbons form around my eyes And butterfly jars are only housing sighs Cheap, affordable housing On the dark spots of the Sun Witness to the tumor That existence has become I am only hopeful But as I see family trees as stumps; I am ready to leave, but please allow me my freedom - …oh, fuck freedom, it’s only being alive today So let’s burn roses on the 14th of February It’s none too soon Every single day is dirt And restful nights call me to do nothing And nothing I’ll do, and I’ll do it well But I never really had to push my mind To find you, it’s never been much of a surprise
22.
He’s an artist - When he bums off his girlfriend And inhales nicotine He’s so hip & into the scene A true fucking artist - A unique & sensitive person Cuz why else would he need to put a straw up his nose? If he didn’t have the weight of the entire world on his shoulders? He’s an artist - he does cocaine. (Think I met him at a gallery once or twice, showing some shit off)
23.
I got accepted several months ago And I wrote my paper aided with spellcheck Because if I hadn't I would've spelled college wrong And that really would have sucked I would have looked so goddamned stupid I have this card that Greg wrote me once The day before my graduation And now I fell right off A 50 foot high colledge And now I'm just so fucking dead And now I'm just not getting in It's spelled: "C-O-L-E-D-G-E" (yeah!) (6x)
24.
All of this pointless bullshit I write - This just ain’t right. I should just hit the lights And get some sleep But I’m busy sorting cents And never making any sense (argh…see? this is the exactly the kind of bullshit that I’m talking about, what the fuck? What the fuck was that? What was that?)
25.
Hair Dryer 00:59
Dry it off, air it out Don’t wanna wait Don’t wrap it up Don’t wanna wait Dry it off, air it out, dry it out Don’t wanna wait Just dry it now
26.
Too Much TV 02:36
I’ve been watching too much TV About astral projections & conspiracies And sure it is quite a find To know my fear’s not only in my mind Rosa Crucians rule us all Illuminati’s still around Ellis Island holds such fear But right there for all to see Eye on the eye on the pyramid I learned secrets on public TV I’ve been watching too much TV About the Bohemian Club and the social elite And I hold the rich to some frightful secret Behind hedges & trees and brushing away the bleakest There is something Hiding in plain sight In some hiding place Where I find on Channel History And if I stand on the woods on a full moon With night vision view; Every sound is bigfoot Every fish is Cthulhu I’ve been watching too much TV And now I’m even afraid to breathe Because a satellite will pick up the air And use the CO2 to build a New World Order here I’ve been watching too much TV About Loch Ness’ connection to the Bourgeoise And I know seems stupid to you To claim baseless conspiracies could ever be true (I know about Loch Ness… and I know about the Bourgeoise… and… uh, this is just a complete rip-off of that last song I did. It’s not even fucking original. It’s just the same…exact… idea…haahahah)
27.
A Nightmare. 02:28
Contortions of my parent’s faces Swirl all around precious octo’s face And nothing but background has any kind of sense And killing is cool as long as it’s legal Everything becomes gears and I’m all surrounded I seek sole careful refuge on a dead hole of an island Crushing all into a rend I’d rather be unborn Then be a seam toward an end Breathe in 9 years & 1 month - Have you ever heard of getting high Off one’s own precious dust? A vacuum will just suck it up I need only to give it time Clean up lady will come around Leading off unto a bend I’d rather be sucked up Then to be unborn again
28.
Burn Up 01:58
I had some reservations About working my dreams Like clay in my palm They’re fantasies My dream girl She won’t stay the same Has my heart in a bind Though she’s built in my mind Build a fiction, unreal We would have it all Burn up the whole world Then freak out and unfurl Slow down with a beautiful person to call mine She leaned over to my side Whispered in my ear Told me of her deepest fears And said; “Let’s do it!” She screamed with aplomb As I stood all dumb -What’s going on here? Build a fiction, unreal We would have it all Burn up the whole world Then freak out and unfurl Slow down with a beautiful person to call mine And peculiar in an unpleasant way Your kidneys blow upon being set aflame You are alone too many spicy plates But as a tradeoff everything is exciting and great Build a fiction, unreal An entire fantasy world Burn up this whole life I’m fine with leaving it behind And just fall asleep all alone again Build a life I won’t wanna leave behind Cuz I’ve wrote fantasy since I was a kid Burn up and reprise A thought I’ve nurtured in my mind It’s not time for it to be forgotten
29.
I could talk in circles Till I’m wrapped up in rhetoric I’m given no other option But to call upon it now - I’ll punctuate curvedly And pose a question to you; I’m lost, where am I to go? When you keep pushing back proposals with fists I’m a wielder of words but you keep Redirecting question like it’s something you’ve earned What will come of that? Weave up a tapestry of trope To cover up a senseless break What the hell are you getting at? To push me into such stupidity; “Have all my dreams just been lie?” “Well depends, did you ever wake?” I’m lost, where am I to go? When you keep pushing back proposals with fists I’m a wielder of words but you keep Redirecting question like it’s something you’ve earned What will come of that?
30.
They can tell us to shut up - I don’t care. He shouldn’t care as well This sound that they hear It’s OK, why hell it’s swell If they don’t get it Put ‘em to deaf If they don’t wanna gel with it Put ‘em to deaf (3x) You scummy fucking awful bands You’re even worse than me If you start to play Then people should start to flee If you hate something Piss on it *ting ting ting ting ting* If they don’t get it Put ‘em to deaf If they don’t wanna gel with it Put ‘em to deaf (3x)
31.
I swear a lot to things I don’t understand Like gods or distant friends that I’ll never see again And I have no need to keep in touch Because all these miles just aren’t enough! And it’s hard to explain But I thought it felt good Till I found only faces change And the strings just stay the same Although the city’s warmer I still say fuck Amanda Palmer Never trust a person who plays ukulele! (2x) It may seem like it’s cute at first But there is an underlying ethos there, so Never trust a person who plays ukulele! (2x) Yeah! I don’t know, oh fuck, oh why people exist as simple clichés Or maybe I’m lazy and can’t see past my facade of misanthropy misleading These appearances are sinister with coaxing fingers That lead me to the trending that I completely abhor Now I’m trying to explain that I’m envious at heart And I hate all kinds of shit In the places where I don’t fit While I dig the sound I can’t stand when they’re around Never trust a person who plays ukulele! (2x) It may seem like it’s cute at first But there is an underlying ethos there, so Never trust a person who plays ukulele! (2x) (never trust them. And fucking… don’t trust me either while we’re at it.) (the joke here is I also play ukulele. Who woulda thunk?) (So you’re a faker that’s what you’re saying right? ...Fake ass fucking bitch…)
32.
I want fucking blood Drawn from the arm or elsewhere I swear fucking envy Will be my knife and my vial And thru me all the while Broken backed angels – clipped wings – no flying Age may just have been a number but Mary will be at my funeral Elizabeth will be holding her husband’s good arm While worms get up their forks to feast Postcard reincarnation – sick denizen, cruel beast
33.
It's gone away in the fireplace The most important slip in the world The knowledge of a man 5000 years old I'm so alone now with him gone The final words of a dying man Gone forever to a log-borne blaze Who's to say what's in those pages We missed out on the meaning of life Transcribed there in deep black ink Never ever getting that paper back Was it a way to solve our problems Or just to make a killer dish The greatest informational prospect ever Now forever in the eher Was it way out in outer conscious Or right there on top of our brain We missed out on the meaning of life Transcribed there in deep black ink Never ever getting that paper back

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The conclusion of the hellacious “Archeology Trilogy” - this time with even more repugnant musical material than ever! I pull together ever more scraps of writing and musical fragments from a disorganized couple of years in High School and early college and piece them together into the sloppily recorded mess I present you with today!

Some notes;

Brace Yourself, It’s Just Like They Hate Each Other, None Too Soon, Hair Dryer, Too Much TV, A Nightmare, and Never Trust A Person Who Plays Ukulele were all musically composed in some way, large or small, at a time significantly before their recording took place.

Some of the lyrical content of this album has underwent scrimping, editing, and proofreading for sense, coherence, good taste, completion, etc.

Recorded completely by me in bursts usually no longer than 1 hour a pop to a Tascam DP-008 with one set of 4 weak rechargeable AA batteries over most of 2017 in several locations in southern New York state & Broward County, Florida. Acoustic and electric guitars, electric bass, keyboards, drum machines, bells, mandolin, screaming when no one else was home, other various noisemakers, etc.…

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released December 16, 2017

Album cover concept by Suna & Little King Trash Mouth

Album cover photograph by Suna

“LKTM” sigil designed by and subsequently spammed across the landscape by Little King Trash Mouth

Dedicated to everyone who believe in themselves more than system & structure and everybody who fights to keep the spark of individual ingenuity burning against all greater oppressive forces or cloistering communities. You make the world turn; be the light of example to indolence, ignorance, and petty problems.

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Little King Trash Mouth Peekskill, New York

Hi, I'm Little King Trash Mouth. I play ridiculous and sometimes even good songs on guitar and other instruments. I've had too many monikers. Cute firebomb, red roses, ACAB, decolonized and ecological political parity. Most of this music is from manic episodes. ... more

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