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New Schools Of Archeology

by Little King Trash Mouth

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1.
17 01:48
No crowd can falter me In plastic bags choking on cellophane Drowning in blood, bleeding rain It seems no one stays the same I strive for something which spits in my face 48 cards – no jokers, and no ace Difference in a pointless place All 17 Confusion – nothing your own There is no more advancements Everyone is stuck in stasis Drowning in blood, bleeding rain It seems no one is the same I strive for something which spits in my face (2x)
2.
If I had some money In my bank I would fix the problem Of all this salt in my water tank I can't drink Get dehydrated Contradict What I want and what I get (Sodium chloride, salty water)
3.
Textbook Jam With a leg of lamb I crease a page So I know it's there
4.
My Sad Beach 01:15
I walk 12 miles along the beach So I can whine about my feet I don't really wanna be on the beach Here just to wallow in my misery Spend my time by the waves And think about all that I've gave This year has been long and draining Think about all I gave
5.
Drowning in the blue seaweed Put the tome away I haven't got time to read Fighting to the Structure Lord His rocky fingers on the fjord All in the head Ah rock is dead Oh Perseus Table I thought that this shit was fabled Praying to the Structure Lord Praying to the Structure Lord....
6.
Buns 00:22
I like myself some buns But toast is so much better
7.
Cody makes good brownies Right on the misty windowsill Good brownies Eat as you will Eat till your fill Cody does good brownies Chris wants those brownies Cody makes good brownies Chris wants those brownies
8.
She cuts me off The fetus on twine Get me baptized and drunk on wine I think hard of all the times Hours wasted - her on my mind I'll love my brain Without her - oh please, it'll be the same I could be cold, but oh I'm an oven The blade traces paths up and down my stomach That crib is all battered But oh well, it never really mattered to me Serrated like a letter opener How foil finds itself unbound It left a scar It's on my belly And chewed out - petrude outward It moves our farther when she's gone longer Taken so precious as a knife to my teeth Quiet myself - I may be old but I'm not so dumbfounded A kitchen knife where the toothbrush had been I feel so flattered, I thought this never mattered But now I'm free
9.
Bleed It. 01:11
It's her all circulating But only one of millions Open forcibly every vein Just to make sure it's gone forever It's not masochistic tendency I'm just waiting for reprisal It's that there's a coda as my carpet Staining because this trash is so pervasive I can't help but play on repeat in my head; “I feel like a positron, I'm not at home in this world, and I'll explode if you get too close to me.” It's her all circulating But only one of millions Open forcibly every vein Just to make sure it's gone forever
10.
Look at this I'm reading a cave painting What the hell is this gonna teach me Seriously, this shit makes no sense.
11.
Sweet tooth, sugar tonsil Gum n' stuff And precious things We all have our own addictions At least mine will make me jitter bug No more wrap, just shove them down Don't waste your time with paper crap
12.
I feel like I could vomit and nothing would be lost Sometimes I feel like trash heading towards compounding Fiery licking lapels – the whip across my back At least that will keep me warm That might keep me fucking warm I heard a bark off in the distance Or a shrill howl to be exact This is freezing incarnate Never not sure to be ready to lie Want to be in filth Because being clean is for when You have someone left to impress
13.
In the middle of a miracle I got what I never wanted Zoom in on a malformed face Stop the vid and grin awhile Letchu know you're gonna die child (Ooooo it's a miracle)
14.
I caught that big ass ball before it hit my cupped crotch The big screen that the stadium saw for the thousands there and millions more Were looking at my woody As I protected my woody Zoom shot – HD – the fans love my woody ...that was the Toyota power play of the game I wrapped my glove around that ball before a nasty accident And on the screen they show replay for the thousands there and millions more Looking at my woody Here's a shot of my woody Zoom shot – HD – the fans love my wood Crystal clear – pristine – time preserved woody ...that was the Toyota power play of the game
15.
I called some girl on my phone I hoped verily that she was home Her voice so melodious It can turn somebody on I get a phonographic boner Cuz I still own a phonograph
16.
Lip Bomb 02:19
She dropped a lip bomb, oh yeah (2x) She didn't see it at the time But that explosion tasted like a l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lime She can be cherry And she doesn't pucker What a wonder to find her Out among it She don't grow her hair out She cuts it all the time I prefer a short haired girl To one with nothing but vines I'm a sick person and I need some help What do you do When it's true Force of weak In her teeth Plant a kiss upon your cheek? She dropped a lip bomb, oh yeah (2x) She didn't see it at the time But that explosion tasted like a l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lime Pucker up, sweetheart Because I've got an open window for you to fly right out And hit face first upon the ground And then you'll find some hand – maybe mine – my valor I tout I saw you light the fuse Then it blew up with a short countdown and a shout What can you do, when it's true A flighty beak plants a kiss upon your cheek? She dropped a lip bomb, oh yeah (2x) She didn't see it at the time But that explosion tasted like a l-l-l-l-l-l-l-lime
17.
Pickups upside down At least I washed the sharpie off What sick kind of fuck Gives this thing to a kid What a raucous jest You should know and hear This belonged to Bob Weir What kind of guitar is that? I've been looking for similar models on Ebay And they're around $300-$450 And they're better than mine
18.
Gimme Pillz 01:06
Way past the Mason-Dixon line I find myself in Atlanta, Georgia Eating cornbread & drinking red wine I don't understand a word that anybody says Drunk & stuffed inside a hotel room I need to find a way to get some sleep Gimme pills, I need some pills Jar is holy in my small hotel “Turn right for tight, turn left to loose” ...Don't care about children Let them have it if they want And my dealer in the pharmacy He's so hard but I still know his name But I read his name tag as he handed me my fix Gimme pills, I need some pills (Frantic gibberish)
19.
Oh, what's in today With a may I might have the right to say Spent months on end Flicking about like a flea on a scratching dog If you're out of vogue Than you may as well as be a hog But if you do follow You can fit in just like a cog You will never get your feet
20.
Messy 01:16
My mess me, I made it myself My own ineptitude is on my brow And beautiful days Don't make a difference with closed shades Grays and blacks are my reality Scattered bits of millions all out of their proper place It takes certain disparity To find beauty in the disorderly My mess me I made it myself My own ineptitude is on my brow
21.
When I see sunshine there is only rain And my lover is just a brain I was once dying, but now I'm dead All because I wouldn't get out of my bed I mastered the art of my Doohickey on wheels Avoiding the problems of misplaced bananas peels There was a failure of communication When my sweetheart built this here Roadmaster of dirt paths It tears up the earthworms You should learn to respect the power of the Doohickey on wheels Going faster and faster My doohickey on wheel 200 years of engineering strength right here! *Beep beep vroooooom* My Doohickey on wheels!
22.
If you see me looking lost You could guess that I am lost Looking forward – no future seen Instead of working I'm lost in dream Long way, short way, blank way, Norway I'm in constant wonder of what the fuck is going on I'm in constant wonder of what I'm doing here If you see me looking lost Reach a hand out I'm really lost And I don't know what's going on still
23.
Penelope crawling on my back And her claws are leaving tracks She won't let off – crawl on my head Owowowowowowowow. Penny come out, you gotta eat You're so teeny tiny you really gotta eat Penny would like a, Penny would you like a treat? Penny is so sneaky She has hidden once again In a closet or in a train? Who know with this cat's kinda brain? Penny come out, you gotta eat You're so teeny tiny you really gotta eat Penny come out, you gotta eat You're so teeny tiny you really should eat Penny would like a, Penny would you like a treat?
24.
I will burn just like a candle As wax I strewn across the floor 2 hours gone we've forgotten what it's for Or what it meant or anything Wax could scream and try to say But it's just bygone today I feel lost but I still know No one is anything and I am the all Sickening crossroads, I up on the lawn 'Till I feel my praises have been sung It's so strange to be poisoned inside By one's own tongue drooling pesticide I could scream and try to say But it's just bygone today I feel lost but I still know No one is anything and I am the all So spit at everything with a voice and a beat I have songs and demos but no one to listen Everyone has their own complaints A coming a souffle sink Every group in the end Just becomes a drain But if you whine enough you can become a unique individual! Id could scream and try to say But it's just bygone today I feel lost but I still know No one is anything and I am the all
25.
A shopping car filled with trees rolls down a hill and hits a can of giant peaches, a tree stump flies out and hits an innocent pedestrian and he dies and stuff.
26.
Jewel Cases 01:03
Sortin' my jewel cases I'm running out of space On my shelves They're too fuckin' small, ya' know? I wish my shelves were bigger But my pathetic little shelves still linger
27.
She hit me up And I thought “whassup?” We talked for hours While I ate flowers I have waited long enough Now I think I found my love We bought some iced teas And ran away from honey bees We hung out in Depew Parrk I really think I felt a spark I have waited long enough Now I think I found my love
28.
Mmmm baby baby baby be mine I want you to want me And to call you on the phone to be the you inside my arms Talk for hours, talk of love And how you're the girl I'm thinking of *~be mine~* Mmmm baby baby baby be mine You and I were in the car cruising fast sure we will last Don't think of the girl from my past Lovey things & candy corn Sweet to be baby baby in your arms *~baby baby baby be mine I defy you to find someone like that!~* Mommy, sister, girlfriend, and mister Love only two of these Missed you, missed you – see why I kissed you To watch me rock n' roll for free
29.
Milford, Connecticut is a good place to be If you're a fucking art dick Or 30th of February Milford, Connecticut the streets are all lined with trees Everyone's a rich asshole "Hey get offa my property!" Milford, Connecticut ain't a good place to be If you're in the market for some creativity The artsiest community in all of the land Is it too much to ask for some artists to be mixed into the sand? Milford, Connecticut The shore of Long Island Sound If you wanna be in hell (Then hey) You're sure to be Milford bound
30.
Moving Away 02:08
The boxes are all stacked up Where will I stay when I'm moving away? Where will I roam when I'm leaving home? Where will I roam? My room – bare and stripped I'm moving – I'm leaving home Some day – some day I'll be leaving home The boxes will be all stacked up Where will I stay when I'm moving away? Where will I roam when I'm leaving home? How will I roam when I'm leaving home? Leaving home...
31.
I found a way to say what's on my mind Give too much of myself took a dreadful chance OK – I'll have your way Pen on paper after head on shoulder I'm getting older - I recall that kiss was a smoldering one It's been a blast In a class all it's own I appreciate that you've gone to my head Still around – I hear a word in my head It's been a blast But the best always goes so fast

about

A pseudo-conceptual shitfest made up of me taking lyrics/"poetry" I wrote when I was in high school (so, like 4-6 years ago mostly) and composing/recording music very quickly to go along with these words. The result? Whatever you wanna call this. Whatever that is, I had fun making it, for sure. Every pimply, embarrassing, cringe-worthy, difficult, and bizarre moment of it. Yeh.

In the interest of honesty with regards to the concept, I edited at least a few words in most of these songs for any number of reasons, (good taste, sense, melody, diction, etc.) but "Power Play Up Your Ass" and "These Teddy Grahams Will Give me AIDS" never changed so don't worry, you're not missing much worthwhile lyrically artful material.

Also, the music for "Lip Bomb", "Messy", "Milford Connecticut Song", "Her Serrated Edge", "Doohickey on Wheels" and (unbelievably) "Buns" was in part at least written before I started recording this album, so they're the rule breakers and the ground shakers, ya dig? "Doohickey on Wheels'" main chord progression was written by Tyler P. like 50 years ago.

(psst, this is part one of a two part series of albums)

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released July 28, 2016

I played everything as usual. You figure it out.

Album cover and design by me
the cat pictured is Harvey. I didn't make her step on all my shit, that was her decision.

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Little King Trash Mouth Peekskill, New York

Hi, I'm Little King Trash Mouth. I play ridiculous and sometimes even good songs on guitar and other instruments. I've had too many monikers. Cute firebomb, red roses, ACAB, decolonized and ecological political parity. Most of this music is from manic episodes. ... more

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